Your presence is a ray of sunshine on otherwise a cloudy day.
To be with a girl like you if just for a moment,
I would move a thousand mountains,
even if I was gay.
“On a proper birthday many gifts and words are imparted although many will not stay.
For the short time I’ve been on the road
I have met many whom have made me feel at home in their abode.
But for you, Katie, I will be back
if for no other reason than your great rack.”
Drunken birthday poems are funny.