“Before I start my speech,” said the Israeli UN delegate during the last UN convention, “I would like to tell you something about Moses: when Moses hit the rock and water came out, he thought ‘this is a great opportunity to take a bath,’ took his clothes off, put them on the ground by the rock and went into the water. When he came out, the clothes were gone. The Palestinians stole them!”
“What?!” cried the Palestinian observer, “there weren’t any Palestinians then!”
The Israeli delegate smiled. “That’s what I wanted to hear,” he said, “now I can start my speech…”
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